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My RC car used to make that noise, right before it slammed into a curb and exploded into a thousand tiny pieces.

Kanye’s problem isn’t bipolarism; that can be controlled with therapy and medication. Kanye’s problem is something even harder to control - Constant Positive Affirmation. In other words, Kayne hasn’t heard the phrases “your wrong,” “you can’t do that” or “bad idea” in a very long time. 

I’d love to see this thing go against Car Bros’s Fierri.

Brilliant.

Here’s a little secret about BMW 7-series cars, especially of this era. You can literally drive them forever and only change the fluids. All the warning lights and maintenance reminders and engine codes will greet you every time you turn the key, but ignore them. for $4500 you get a top-notch barnstormer that will

That real estate agent must have blue himself when he saw these guys coming.

Who the fuq adds salt OR pepper to their food anymore? Shit is overseasoned as it is already. I understand in a restaurant they would serve bland food so that the customer could season as they wish. “Lemme salt up these fries and butter up these croissants my life is a sinkhole!”

Some people think the last REAL Lambo was the Countach. Everything else is Chrysler-Lambo or Audi-Lambo. These people spent way too much time staring at their bedroom walls.

The Continental has “grandparents” written all over it, and they all drive Priuses now.

Here, Hyundai, 5 minutes in MS Paint and I made your car slightly less ugly.
You’re welcome.

I love, love, LOVE those interiors designed by the one guy at R&D who refused to use a french curve.

If it wasn’t for the horse on the front, I’d swear it was a new KIA.

Just don’t confuse him with his brother Christopher Masterson, who was in “Malcom In The Middle.”

I think my only chance of owning a GR Supra is if I buy a t-shirt from one of these tuner companies that’s giving one away.

“Exciting New Holes”

You can find beautifully kept, completely stock versions of the FR-S/BRZ/86 with low miles for much less $$$, which would be just as fun (if not more) to throw around corners. The second you start messing with things like suspension geometry or forced induction, it becomes a different beast altogether, and not always

I have a friend who has the exact same Jaguar, but in black. He absolutely loves it and has had only a few, nagging issues. Windows won’t roll up, nav system goes wonky, oh and there was the time that the coil packs failed and ruined the engine. Other than that...

Oh God...