“114 miles is nothing. I do that every morning on my unicycle while I knit hemp beanies for old ladies in Russia, who are freezing for some reason.”

True clickbait:

Mark Zuckerberg’s hair looks like a 99¢ Store toupée.

I hated that interior when it was new; I doubt time has made it any more enjoyable.

When I was a valet at a local country club, all the younger doctors had these Lincolns. I asked one owner why he chose the Mark VII over the usual Benz roadster or Jaguar, he snorted, “because it’s fast as hell and invisible to cops.” Fair enough. NP

Close enough

Fancy Kristin demands precise handling from a vehicle the size of a small New York apartment.

Steel body + Tesla batteries = heavy as a tank?

Backup cameras are for stiff people.

It was more a plethora of small changes, over the years, that made the R34 an improved version of the earlier GT-Rs. The HICAS system was revamped, the turbos were improved, as well as the suspension, exhaust, and rigidity. Factoring in that the R32 is 30 years old makes it a tough choice, over the newer models.

When the R34 first came out, critics called it a “refrigerator on wheels” because of it’s boxy appearance, when compared to the previous models. Despite the fact that the technology of the R34 was way ahead of the R32 and R33, it still had it’s detractors. I’ve always been partial to the R32 but that’s more of a…

What’s the problem?

Meanwhile, in Japan...

Cesar Romero’s Joker was the only non-tragic Joker I can remember, which was the one I enjoyed the most. Eccentric? Yes. Villainous? Sure. Insane? Well, possibly, but in a fun way, like all the other characters.

“Ahegao is a term in Japanese pornography for an exaggerated facial expression of characters during sex, typically with rolling or crossed eyes, protruding tongue, and reddened face. The style is often used in erotic manga and anime and video games. A more realistic variant is known as ikigao.”

You can get these dirt cheap now. In fact, pound for pound, dirt may be more expensive.

Prices go up; paychecks don’t. It’s simple math.

Now Justin, were these engineers cool BECAUSE they were vaping, or were they just cool engineers who HAPPEN to be vaping?

O M G I am completely outraged (link pls) !!!

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