Not sure why, but the Z4's front reminds me of Nacho Libre’s smile:

Q: Porsche battle Tesla on the Nürburgring. Who wins?
A: We all do! 

Any chance Tesla will release the in-car footage?

Life Rule #1: never buy another person’s dreams, or nightmares.

What would posses any woman to date Stephen Miller?

Next day footage:

Buy this car. Change out all the fluids, plugs, belts, sensors, filters and those mounts. Give the paint a nice polish and the interior some saddle wax. Get it aligned, change out as many bulbs as you can with LED equivalents, check all the fuses (MBs love popping fuses.) Now you have a car that will run forever.

As a kid I always thought that traveling in a camper van would be the coolest thing you could do. The problem is determining what exactly you could live without as far as possessions and conveniences. If your camper contains it’s own restroom, you’ve solved a lot of issues right there. How long could you go living a…

So you bring your priceless antique to The Roadshow and an expert explains it’s not from the 16th Century Ming Dynasty but actually from Home Goods made in China 2 years ago. I mean, it’s still a nice piece, right?

Most people pulled these CVCCs out and stuck Honda’s EFI in there to avoid the eventual deterioration of the miles and miles of rubber tubing that system had.

As long as I can still get my hands on that sweet, sweet Rich Energy nectar. Please. Just one more...

Couple: “Hey honey, look! It’s Jim from The Office!”
John Krasinksi: “No, I’m Jack Ryan, the bad-ass.”
Couple: “Hey, Jim. How’s Pam?”
John: “I don’t know her. I’m Jack Ryan. I shoot guns!”
Couple: “Hey, do you miss Dwight?”
John: “Dwight? I fight terrorists and foreign people. Bang bang!”
Couple: “Say hi to Stanley for us!”…

I can’t figure out which part of the Fiat 500 Abarth story is worse; the fact that it’s designed in Italy, built in Mexico, or maintained by Dodge?

In every used Lexus with this much mileage lurks a team of gremlins under the hood...

The 1995 version had a little more personality.

It’s strange because I see a ton of 500e Fiats zipping around. Must be because FCA lost money on everyone they sold (I love when that happens).

People begged BMW, like on their hands and knees, for a 4-door M3. BMW finally caved and released a nifty 4-door M3. Nobody bought it. Once bitten...

If you’re ever creeped out by the fact that these girls dress like underage schoolgirls, just keep telling yourself: her character is a space-shifting witch who is 115 years old.

We should all drive diesels. I mean, the rain forests are on fire. How much longer could we possibly have, anyway?

Confession: i bought a copy of that horrible movie based on the cover.