Such a shame to peak at 17.

To illustrate that.

White comedian Mitch Hedberg - a receipt is ridiculous if I am buying a donut. I give you money, you give me the donut, there is no reason to bring pen and paper into it.

Black comedian Patrice O’Neal - give me that receipt for a donut. It is a potential alibi when I get picked up for “matching the…

How the fuck did Northwestern let this go on for 3 and a half years?  She shouldn’t have made it more than 3 and a half games before being told to stop because she was ruining the experience for so many others.

It is not directly relevant to what a shithead Rainwater is, but contracts for first round rookies in the NFL are fully guaranteed.  And as Kirk Cousins demonstrated this past offseason, there is no reason you cannot demand a fully guaranteed contract in free agency (though you may have to take less $$ than if you…

Is it just me or are the comparative images (VAR vs Chelsea) taken at slightly different times? In the image from VAR, the near Chelsea defender, Kane and the far Chelsea defender are almost perfectly lined up. OTOH, the Chelsea image shows that the near defender is a clear half step closer to midfield than the far…

I am not sure if you were trying to say the EPL makes the most money of any league in the world or the most of any league other than the NFL. The latter is what is true as the English Premier League revenue in 2018 hit a record $6.4 billion while NFL revenue was at least $8 billion in 2017.

And do you think that the…

The only way the holder as passer works is if it is a quick shovel pass from his knees. Eastern Washington ran a beautiful version of this to score a TD on the last play of the first half of this year’s FCS Championship.

And that is why Flacco should have been inserted early in the third quarter - so he was not just left with mop up duty or attempting a miraculous comeback.  He would have had enough time to have a legitimate shot to bring them back into the game.  And IMO, there is nothing wrong with letting a struggling young…

Except that didn’t happen and the NFL voted whether or not to allow the Browns to move to Baltimore (not fold and become an expansion team)

Thank you for this.  I tilt at this windwill regularly, but nobody seems to understand basic logic.

Or would it have doinked over the crossbar after hitting the upright instead of bouncing back into the field of play without that tiny tip from Hester?

I can’t really tell from this video, but I don’t think the ref ever blew the whistle to end the play (even though he signaled an incomplete pass). It is absolutely the fault of players on both teams that they made no effort for the ball. Both teams had the opportunity and should have known better since it has been at…

More proof that Hopkins students are smarter. We rub the breasts of our statue for luck.

And that is a completely different response than you initially gave. It is almost like I was right that your first response did not actually answer the initial question.

None of that answers KCS’s question which asked what he was doing there if he was only 18?

Kinda guessing he won’t make it to the Eagles on waivers. There is probably some non-playoff team that will be interested in obtaining a Pro Bowl safety for $4.5 million in 2019.

There are actually football fans who have been watching for more than a couple years that didn’t know this? I can understand not knowing the exact reason why (the kicking team touching the ball first is actually a violation for “first touching”, but the penalty is that the receiving team gets the ball at that point.…

Does a punter being called for a horsecollar tackle count? http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000706033/article/king-ponders-gofundme-to-counteract-incoming-fine

Former Dolphins punter Matt Darr was called for unsportsmanlike conduct vs the Cowboys in 2015. And this past season in college, Florida punter Tommy…

A couple years ago, my company gave everyone an end of year statement with their “total compensation” that included all the money the company was paying for health and other types of insurance. It got a lot of pushback because people saw it as a way for them to justify not giving out raises that year but it was a…

Holy hell, I did not realize how complicated things could get. And my decisions are made somewhat simpler because I know I will be using a ton of health coverage and will hit whatever out of pocket max the policy has. So I can just add premiums plus OOP max to get my total cost for the year. However, I do have a…