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Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
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sincerely

why did she have to stretch her arms to run on the treadmill?

Are there any bigger babies than baseball players on the entire planet?

I can’t figure out why these guys end up broke when they retire.

You know those crank calls are all fake right?

That was a flop

But how would we know which kids to try and exploit? Makes no sense.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here but I think Mark Brunell might not be that smart.

Out of control thugs out there in Provo. Something needs to be done.

Rocky IV is and forever will be the greatest movie ever made.

URBZ

A grown man is crying about a sign.

Upstate NY is a terrifying place.

HIS BROTHER IS ONE OF THE GREATEST CHEFS ALIVE! HOW!?!?!?!

Dad!!! It's my pot!! Give it back!!

Fuck that team for running a trick play in that situation. Got what they deserved.

she makes some good points

Kent Tekulve

Looks like he is going to fit right in at Penn St. Douchebag U

Two Roads Lil Heaven is quite tasty.