“I was a solo rider and had a babe on the line.” Could anything be more perfect?

Why does everyone have to lose their job every time they say something stupid?

So basically the @Dadboner account

Bringing whippets back huh? I like it.

I really think he might kill him one of these times.

Nice to see Jim Gray is still a cunt.

Beadle’s show has been jerking off all over itself about this fight all week too. Haven’t heard her speak out either.

Snitches

Chris Webber timeout. Maybe the worst night of my childhood. Which I guess says that my childhood wasn’t that bad.

Happiness?

He also tried to kill Mats Zuccarello towards the end of the game in a similar fashion. He is 5'7.

These are all North Carolina right?

So he acted like every coach everywhere?

FAKE

A toast to Father's Day where no one involved actually saw their children that day!

Nerds

Both gross

Who exactly is doubting the Seahawks and how did Doug Baldwin find out about it at halftime?

That girl is a ride or die bitch for sure. Also probably concussed.

We've seen this movie before.