mattp123
The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
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How about an entire joke in the form of a song?

lol

I.Am.Auto...

Ok fine... it's 8...

It would also be great if you didn't change the main pic after people have already annotated or commented on it...

Agreed. Screwed me over a few times when giving credit to who came up with the AOTD. Why do they even need approval? When did Jalopnik become the Soviet Union?

They really like to Photoshop the pictures of the Dubai Metro... That grass is radioactive. And the color is too uniform. They even got sloppy on the left and made the curb under those palms green. The could have at least made the sky a little more blue...

They didn't quite get out all the green. Ye olde photshoppe nubes.

Technically infinity. It all comes after 7 right?

The Paceman isn't that bad looking. Certainly better than a Juke or other small crossovers. Just overlook the MINI name and forget the original. If the original MINI Cooper never existed and somebody came up with this car from scratch, people would like it. I actually kinda do.

Nope.

I dunno... I can count to 13 pretty fast... Certainly faster than one number per second.

I might have misinterpreted the question...

So how does this new commenting thing work?

Nice bit of engineering using this table? message board? to cantilever all them boxes of hello kitty stuff.

Overall not bad. But I wish they would have given it a bland name that sounds exotic in Italian. Like the Maserati four door aka Quattroporte. Not sure what this one would be since that's already taken. Maybe Picolaberlina? Too many syllables. SeiCilinidri?

I don't like this BMW thing going on where a piece of the headlight just keeps on going for some reason until it hits the grille.

30 seconds of video doesn't tell the whole story. We had an article on here yesterday about highway sideshows. That truck leading the pack looks like it might have had a camera of some sort in the back to film the bunch. What is the thrill in filming a bunch of motorcycles doing the speed limit? I'm sure within a pack

But in all seriousness, maybe a hybrid? EV-ron? Porsche does it. Ferrari does it. Maybe it will be enough to get enough extra mph to take the title back from Hennessey.

Judging by the picture above, a very bright light.