Most distinctive cars? Should be most distinctive engines...

The "drive it for 30 days and if you don't like it bring it back" thing.

First gen Viper. Especially when it was new.

05-10 Jetta, not part of the Audi treatment.

My advice for driving a land yacht.

Nice to see some Oldsmobile love.

Nasty.

First gear:

It's not the engineering I doubt. I'm sure there is a reason for the extra air. But there are plenty of supercars with big vents and normal cars that get a reworked fascia with vents when they become a high performance model (that don't interfere with the headlights). Literally ever Audi RS, MB AMG, BMW M, Cadillac V,…

You love that bulb on wheels?

Babies are tiny. Car seats, strollers, diaper bags are not.

How well will it handle a moose?

Whats going on here? Not only do the tailpipes extend back into the zip code in which you were previously driving through, they also seem to be attached to nothing at all.

Campagnolo wheels?

Bullet.

Really, look how awkwardly the headlight sticks out from this angle because of the goofy jowl vents.

What's with these jowls? Regular vents on the side of the grille would have looked much better.

So.

Crocket and Tubbs had me going:

People who say old cars are unreliable haven't experienced an Oldsmobile. The 60s/early 70s Rocket 350 is damn near invincible. Just make sure the weather doesn't kill the rest of the car.