Every car sounds like a crotch rocket with the titanium racing exhaust :\

Did you guys hear that story of the kid who went on a rampage throwing birds at pigs?

Photoshop? How can you tell? What gave it away?

I have fond memories of that game. It was so great back in the day. Still fun, but almost too unrealistic to take seriously.

You are definitely not an architect.

If by heavily damaged you mean that it would be sad to see happen, then yes. Otherwise these things can take a beating.

Mercury...

Flinstone mobile.

The 36 cars you mention are by VWAG, not Volkswagen specifically. If when you say VW like you did in your original post, you really mean VWAG (which the article does not mention), then yes, VWAG as a whole is not beige. But I personally find most Volkswagen models to be not to exciting to look at. I even said I like…

I suppose it's true that you could get a few hundred gigs of data from one end of the country to the other faster through the mail than over the internet. However, once you factor in the time it takes to put that 100+ gigs onto a hard drive at one end, then take it off at the other end, its almost best to download it…

Why did Jalopnik put their watermark on the image? Isn't it the property of Automobile Magazine?

GM has 6 cars with 500+ hp... CTS-V sedan, coupe, and wagon, ZL1 Camaro, Z06 and ZR1 Corvette. Not to mention the Regal GS and ATS. Both are good looking with respectable performance.

I'm gunna go with not a wagon.

I know BMW is known for it, but I think it runs among all German luxury brands. It's something I call German Car Superiority Complex. Those suffering from GCSC are under the impression that since their car was designed for the Autobahn, that all roads are the Autobahn and they are invincible.

Jalopnik was wrong! The C7 will look like a notepad!

Whie wood thay du that%

Yup. The other day, they posted a story I saw first on AOL news...

Who takes the parking ticket from the machine? And speaking of ticket, what if the car parks itself illegally? Or like an asshat? How does it chose a spot? I would be pretty annoyed if I was stuck in a garage behind some car creeping along trying to park itself cause some executive broad doesn't have the time, or just…

Bu bu but.... You already showed it to us, right?

I'd eat the one on the left...