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Now listen up, you troglodytes. You’re going to come at me about how this totally erases the OBVIOUS RAMPANT SEXISM. As if the sexism that Ellie faced was un-sexism because it was a guy all along. And as if it wasn’t still wholly indicative of the experience that women face trying to enter esports.

“Geguri is cheating”
“MagicAmy is actually two people”
etc etc etc
Blame enough women for being fake/bad/cheating enough times, eventually that broken clock will be right.

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

You have valid points. However... If I’m not mistaken, and its been years since I’ve seen the film, Derek blames African-Americans for his fathers death after he’s shot by a Black man responding to a fire. That, and the discussion around the dinner table with his father while he’s still alive where the father goes on

Whatever their rules were,  Origins is easily the best AC since Black Flag.  The new direction they took has me excited about the series again.  

I’d rather have a new rocken Roll Racing

I heal all my DPS equally.”

Yeah, it’s structured like someone trying to copy a college essay but changing the text a little bit.

They robbed me, but the police caught them standing in the doorway waiting for the story to finish.  

All they had to do is make the max ammo count 1 per person. Would have been perfectly balanced as you would end up saving it for the end - forcing you to lose 1 slot in the process.

More like “Oh MAN! Sky” amirite?

the de-aged RDJ in Civil War is freaky good. Not as good as the software that turned Terrance Howard into Don Cheadle, though. 

Pictured: Kirk and Jason at work

Fun fact: stagehands are unionized, hired internally among family members (often they will be 3rd/4th generation) and 99.9% are racist misogynist white men from NJ/Long Island/Connecticut who don’t give a flying fuck about theater or opera or whatever they work on.

I don’t think “Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale” is a dig at Huckabee-Sanders’ appearance so much as at her role as a willingly propping up a regressive administration through propaganda re-education? (Especially with the Pence line to follow-up.)

Popular games of the moment are often being enjoyed by many Kotaku staff writers at once. Those writers will then generate articles and content related to the games they’re playing, as that is their job. When something is especially impressive or enjoyable about a game, including little technical or artistic details,

If we actually supported the troops, we’d pay them better, stop shoving them into meat grinders all over the world, and properly fund the VA.

Because Al Jean is an old rich white guy who hasn’t kept up with general social discourse on racism and thus thinks that what he learned/grew up with in the 70s and 80s was the pinnacle of human understanding and that kids these days are the ones who are wrong.

At this point, Overwatch League is more interesting as a social experiment than a competitive sporting event. “What would happen if we had a group of people with no life experience outside the confines of the internet video game culture and then suddenly thrust them into the public spotlight?”.