Hey Kotaku, Luke, Patricia, et al.

I only know the basics of the original movie, but didn’t Tim Allen get the Santa job by murdering the previous Santa? Therefore, in order to pass the mantle, shouldn’t Tim Allen be hunted down by any potential candidates?

Tarantino went on to explain that it’s called “Battle Royale” because of the metric system.

A few friends had a similar conversation with me not too long ago. I went to rehab and everything, and have been sober since. It really is crazy how much your life improves if you just let it. About to hit my 6 months sobriety date, which I know isn’t that long, but for me it’s a lifetime.

That’s a really nice visual because the noticeable shift over the last few pictures is precisely what he finds so threatening. 

Huh, it’s almost like the industry might be changing so that white men aren’t automatically granted success.

To many of us his continued adulation is inexplicable, knowing what we do

I thought Englund's monologue was excellent to be honest, and certainly didn't put me in mind of Freddy.

The whole Half Life franchise, man I loved that game.

The whole Half Life franchise, man I loved that game.

Sounds like a job for Alan Alda.

This reminds me that it’s time for my annual viewing of Little Shop of Horrors.

The comparison that popped in my head - especially given the length of time between charting - was Bohemian Rhapsody in Wayne’s World.

Barry notably didn’t kill Ryan, the Chechens did. definitely feels noteworthy that the one relative of the person Barry didn’t kill, Ryan’s dad, saves Barry instead of killing him

Anyone else notice how Natalie’s show shamelessly panders to BanShe’s algorithm? The BanShe rep said that people were more likely to watch the whole show if the season starts with someone eating a dessert and if it incorporates Central Park.

You can either heal from trauma or constantly try to win the trauma Olympics where no one else’s experiences matter because yours were worse. He never once compared wearing a dress to violent murder.

“Dreary Kind Of Deja Vu” Did David Crosby put out a new album?

Any money that doesn’t go to the crew and talent goes to the executives and shareholders.

That guy was amazing.

Changing the default channel reminds me of an issue from around 2007. Our home phone system (one base, with 2-3 cordless receivers) was on the same freq and channel as the motherboard in our oven. Every so often, the oven would display absolute gibberish that looked like it was on the Predator’s wrist device. Took a…

I’m amazed at how many people my age I’ve come across that played NES back in the day but somehow never played River City Ransom.