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Isn’t this 5000x worse/grosser that it was at the premiere of Battle of the Sexes?

And Cordon only kissed Spicer. I used to have sex with my ex-wife, and I couldn’t stand her. My ethics are far more compromised.

I’ve had scary ex-girlfriends who were less clingy than some of those peaches.

Holy shit did this hit home. I’ve been playing a ton of Winston to up my fun factor when I have to tank, but often times no one else will pick a tank, and solo tanking on Winston is just not the thing to do.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Before you give this article a hard time thinking that is serious, he’s satirizing the piece they wrote on vulture about WW.

Never seen so many assholes show up on twitter so fast. If you are gonna go on Twitter be ready to get slapped by a SERIOUS wave of racism and xenophobia. Be ready, be strong, conserve your energy, pick your battles and then those who go way too far - fucking let them have it. 

True story: I had Patrick Stewart sign a box of Earl Grey. He said no one had asked him to do that before and wrote “first” on it.

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His brain came out of a can with the word “Hormel” on it.

Do they even realize they’re losing sales over this? I haven’t bought it yet, specifically because of its buggy condition.

and a fistful of acclaimed drug films helping secure its place among the major substances of the decade.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

Command and Conquer 4 was an abomination which abandoned nearly all the parts of what was enjoyable about the series.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

This joke is both terrible and amazing. An ouroboros of quality.

They may have been googling “Sombra”, but Florida will always be a Hanzo main.

Sombra needs to focus less on hacking Google, and more on hacking England’s King Richard II.

Hack the Plantagenet.

Obviously rigged, Sombra hacked the results.