So, totally not on topic, but is the person who did the cover of her book the same one who did The Fault in Our Stars. Cause the styles are very similar.

*sigh* Whatever happened to just smacking someone upside the head when they say something bigoted? Why make it into a big show? I mean, her hearts in the right place, but is it necessary for her to do this? She could just as easily hosted talks about her experiences among Muslims and how to not act like a depraved…

Up next: Inspirational quotes on marriage by F. Scott Fitzgerald.*

No acknowledgement of the Waffle House part? Obviously you've never frequented one in the wee hours of the morning. They can get.... colorful, lets go with that.

Based off of three facts: 1) Their behavior 2) Its a Waffle House during the graveyard shift and 3) its in Kentucky, I'm going to make the educated guess that the two employees in the second story were monumentally, cataclysmically stoned during the husband's visit. Like so stoned, it was a modern day miracle they…

I laughed harder than I should at the fact that you essentially curb stomped your sick kid.

gender inequality aside, I have to say, I wish our economy was operating like 1955 in most other aspects. If that were the case, we'd have robust unions, smaller overall income inequality, a strong manufacturing sector, well maintained pensions funded by the companies... Well, you get the idea.

Listen, that glass of milk is a thoughtful and attentive lover, don't you drag her into this.

Or love him in the correct way and/or amounts.

Well ain't you just a helpful fount of knowledge.

I knew a guy. Sex killed both his parents, and he grew up to get revenge on sex. He became Chastityman. He combats sex where ever it lifts its sweat, lusty head. Mostly it just consists of him sneaking up on couples about to do the do and saying "Remember that one time you saw your Grandma naked in the shower on…

yeah, no kidding. She may not have that narrow range of features that would land her in the realm of conventional model but I would be hard pressed to ever consider her physically unattractive.

Well, its a pretty dumb move any way you cut it. Its not like the victims put the nudes up themselves. They ostensibly gave them to this guy under false pretenses (him pretending to be a woman) with the expectation that they were meant to be a private communication. His status as the focus of a an FTC investigation is…

Ok, I snorted a little when I read that a pedophile teacher has a plaque that says 'he touched us all'. Aaaaaand now if feel horrible.

They are still both smoking hot.

I wonder what the narrow circumstances are that apply under the 'right to be forgotten' law in the EU. Like can it be any old thing that happens to be embarrassing?

I honestly wonder how he can't get brought up on extortion charges for his whole 'pay me money to take down your photo' scheme. Of course, its possible that the relevant agency is currently building their case against him and will charge him in the future.

Lol, I made the exact same point yesterday in the thread about the troll who posed as an unhinged Gamergater to harass Brianna Wu

That gif will never not creep me right the fuck out. If I die and go to hell, I will spent eternity living in that gif.

I just thought of a really morbid way to work around the whole 'missing everyone you ever loved' thing: A month before the launch date, have the CIA bump off anyone your even remotely close to. Naturally that means all family, and close friends. And you're mail man better damn well hope you didn't get too chummy with…