he doesn’t need probation or counseling, he needs a doctor - dude was clearly having a stroke.

Gotta be the catchy tune...

“There’s no better place for jackin’ in than San Diego!”

Guaranteed to have a better finish than the Chargers this year.

This really tugs at the heart strings.

They, like Harden, are given “free reign.”

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

And if you leave your house now, you just might be able to make it to the new stadium by October.

To be fair, there’s a lot of unwarranted whiteness all around that stadium.

I feel bad for the kid. He was a beast in that game and Oregon wouldn’t have been in a position to have a shot at it without him.

Is there no video clip, or am I getting kinja’d?

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño

He’s bacne!

Devin “one better than 69" Booker.

So this fucking guy invited truckers and Mack executives to the White House to talk about healthcare. Because if anyone knows about healthcare it’s the guys who live off of truckstop potato skins, Mountain Dew, energy pills, 5 Hour Energy, and scour parking lots looking for a toothless Lot Lizard blowjob.

Rent To Own: Lobster Meat (Me) In Temecula

I’m sure Pitino will drown out his sorrows in a local Louisville prostitute.

Into the sun, preferably.

What?

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?