I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

I’m not sure you can put that one on the “byzantine rulebook.” I’m pretty sure even casual fans know of the down by contact distinction between college and NFL. That’s like forgetting that a receiver needs to get two feet in rather than one.