Oh, you know the one, Dr….Neil deGrasse Tyson, is it?

Well, I met her in a hotel lobby, masturbating with a Kindle. That takes some talent.

You should call up that shrink in Beverly Hills.

Prince taught me the meaning of the word "polymath" as it applies to music. We all know his killer guitar chops by now, but the drums, bass, keys, horns and extraordinary array of sounds to be filed under "etc." (seriously, who else would think to make his voice like a sitar and loop it for the intro of "When Doves…

By the final book, the series has thrown in multiple converging realities…and—last but not least—Stephen King himself.

Some of these comments, I want to erase.

Yes, good memory (although the singer was Frank)! The song was called "Pieces", and it was later "un-hiddened" when Volume 8 got the expanded/remastered treatment a few years later. That was a case where hiding a track made a different kind of sense to me, as this was the band that cast a jaundiced eye toward…

It's still happening in some places. Anthrax's Worship Music had an unlisted cover of Refused's "New Noise" after the last track that was worth hearing.

Get back to wizzerk, now.

Ah, so it's a comedy, then.

Andy Millman also bribed the V.I.P. bouncer with a shitload of money to have this happen to him, if memory serves. I'm hard-pressed to determine which was funnier: this, or Bowie on the Extras Special Features claiming to have invented the comeback "…and so's your old man!" with a beaming yet deadpan manner. What a…

So, uh, who do you suppose the organizers have planned as the real headliner when Axl inevitably cancels a week before the first show?

"This kind of excrement in a cup looks better. This kind tastes better. I drink it myself some days. I don't drink it other days. I guess that makes me a 'bad man'."

I'm sure it's mentioned elsewhere in the comments, but the very first Silent Hill (the game, not the movie adaptation) was a "nope, we're turning this off now" moment. For someone who adores Jacob's Ladder and finds the "evil hospital" sequence one of the most gripping in horror of the last three decades, actually pla…

Q: Where does Bruce Wayne go every morning when he gets up?
A: To the Bat-room.

Cow flop?

"I want you to go find a fucking SOUL!!!" has made it into my permanent repertoire for those days when I need an immediate shutoff valve for people feeding me bullshit.

Get down with your bad selfs!

♫ RIGHT NOW! (Hey!)
It's your infarction!
RIGHT NOW (Hey!)
Don't you know—it's angioplastyyyyy ♫

(Gaffigan whisper) Hey, buddy, I work for SkyMall!