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Based on the Don King qualities of his hair in the confessional segments, I'd say he was just happy to go play with his Van de Graaff generator again.

Beaming gratitude.

Beaming gratitude.

Aw, shucks, John, thanks!  It was me who brought up Elcor Ven.  Glad to see a gaming reference get noticed, although from your work in those first three paragraphs, I see you're going for the "Warren Robinette's message in Adventure" trophy for hidden achievements of greatness.  Give a hoot, don't pollute.

Aw, shucks, John, thanks!  It was me who brought up Elcor Ven.  Glad to see a gaming reference get noticed, although from your work in those first three paragraphs, I see you're going for the "Warren Robinette's message in Adventure" trophy for hidden achievements of greatness.  Give a hoot, don't pollute.

Hey now everybody now hey now everybody hey now ev ry body now!

Hey now everybody now hey now everybody hey now ev ry body now!

If I were a carpenter, I'd hammer on my piglet.

If I were a carpenter, I'd hammer on my piglet.

See, I thought the back of it was just about perfect for her—not trying to sell something that wasn't there, but not concealing, either—and the dress announced itself better than anything else I saw walk down that runway, which makes for nice points on a red carpet challenge.  Innovative?  Certainly not, but would get

See, I thought the back of it was just about perfect for her—not trying to sell something that wasn't there, but not concealing, either—and the dress announced itself better than anything else I saw walk down that runway, which makes for nice points on a red carpet challenge.  Innovative?  Certainly not, but would get

She was on the first Lifetime season (I spelled that "Lietime" on my first attempt—ha), with Mondo, Michael C., April and Wretched Gretchen.  Not the best designer, but she distinguished herself by her truly gracious exit from the show, giving thoughtful and heartfelt compliments to every one of her competitors before

She was on the first Lifetime season (I spelled that "Lietime" on my first attempt—ha), with Mondo, Michael C., April and Wretched Gretchen.  Not the best designer, but she distinguished herself by her truly gracious exit from the show, giving thoughtful and heartfelt compliments to every one of her competitors before

It's impossible for me to believe that Nathan and Sonjia's gold dust dazzler for Valerie wasn't in the top two.  I mean, every contestant starts to complain at this point about merely being "in" rather than up or down, but this time, the complaints were really deserved.  The "in"s were the only designs with any

It's impossible for me to believe that Nathan and Sonjia's gold dust dazzler for Valerie wasn't in the top two.  I mean, every contestant starts to complain at this point about merely being "in" rather than up or down, but this time, the complaints were really deserved.  The "in"s were the only designs with any

Thanks, Margaret.  Ignore the nay-sayers who are trying to compare you to Teti; nay-saying is a way of life among Project Runway watchers.
 
Lantie needed to leave, but I cringed for Elena when her model was called back to the runway and half her dress was gone.  Beyond the issue of shoddy construction (I'll assume the

Thanks, Margaret.  Ignore the nay-sayers who are trying to compare you to Teti; nay-saying is a way of life among Project Runway watchers.
 
Lantie needed to leave, but I cringed for Elena when her model was called back to the runway and half her dress was gone.  Beyond the issue of shoddy construction (I'll assume the

"You…(raises eyebrow)…help your landlady take out her garbage."

"You…(raises eyebrow)…help your landlady take out her garbage."

Voluminous.