Next time, on Episode 7:  The space-battery powering Olivier's human costume—already sputtering this week based on those bleary-eyed "Glue?  What is this Earth 'glue'?" looks he was giving Tim Gunn—finally fails.  David Bowie is forced to beam Olivier back up to the Man Who Fell To Earth mothership, noting that the…

Blu-ray maaakes
Lucas nuuuts
Ewoks blinking
Obi-Wan grunts
He added a "noooooo"
It's greater cash floooow

They just give it to Halliburton.

He just ran that way; he was complaining about his balls.

Yeah, I'm on that, too.  After reading that Cameron called his female
lead "Kate Weighs-A-Lot" to her face, I was certain there were other
horror stories going unmentioned from the sets of his movies (although I
guess you'll never hear about them from Ed Harris).

Nothing about her cameo in The Doom Generation, my least favorite movie I've ever seen? For shame.

I liked this the first time I saw it…
…when it was called "The Help".

My bid for a "cool story bro"…
…is that just a MONTH prior to "Frame Of Mind"s premiere, I got the rather amazing chance to see a production of Tom Stoppard's Every Good Boy Deserves Favour in Chicago (there are more theatre majors around these parts than you think, Zack) that starred Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes,…