Is that you, John Simon?

I'll still argue that sitting through two bad sequels is worth it for the final Neo/Smith battle. My God, the atmosphere alone: it's fucking great!

Is there a Snob Hit on Broadway this season, I wonder?

Since when are snark and appreciation mutually exclusive? :)

"Mr. Evans is the murderer, but he will be cleared for reasons of abs."

Eh, plug him into CHICAGO, they need more celebrities.

Good chance to make this another Joss Whedon musical :)

Don't worry, they'll get Akiva Goldsman to do a polish!

I think it's a great choice: Kevin Spacey has been a major presence in theater, for those of you who don't know. A Tony win for LOST IN YONKERS (as it says above); an apparently great performance as the lead in THE ICEMAN COMETH on Broadway; played Richard III in 2011; and he was the Artistic Director of the Old Vic…

That's nothing: I hear NSYNC is going to make a cameo!

Random point: I like your username :)

I like Patton Oswalt's take on that: (paraphrased) "Yes, Patton, Nickelback makes music for the money and pussy. Now I have a question for you: DO YOU KNOW what people in this world *do* for money and pussy? They take over countries, they oppress their people, they murder! Meanwhile, the guy from Nickelback looks at…

"Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario!"

Oh man, the FORUM part is a shame - considering that it's hilarious on the page, and is said by Stephen Sondheim to be practically idiot-proof, it's so well-made.

I saw it for free at my college, but GOOD LUCK CHUCK: if it's not at the top, it's damn close.

Good job of assonance :)

Or ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER

Sad to say, there are many places where you'd catch more shit for not seeing STAR WARS than for not seeing, say, BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI or ON THE WATERFRONT.

There will be two different versions of the film - one for people who choose Rockman, and the other for people who choose Forte.

Yes, but what about people who watch React videos because it makes them feel like they have friends?