I thought the score was pretty decent - though the (I think) theme for Chirrut was, for me, a little distractingly similar to "Across the Stars" from ATTACK OF THE CLONES.

So it was CGI? During the movie I was wondering if they'd actually used *makeup* to make Tarkin look like Peter Cushing: it was certainly weird.

And now I wish someone had done a production of Happy Days starring Robin Williams: it would have been the biggest imaginable Fuck You to an audience in recent history :)

I can't wait for a Tom Stoppard-based sitcom: every episode will just be thirty minutes of Stoppard making jokes no one understands, and loving it :)

Next to a crate marked, "Heavy Lourde"

Come and bite my burgers: I'm hot and cheap and quick!

SUNDAY SUNDAY SOMEDAY

Yeah, his verses were really good :)

He's just hating because all that money he paid for a nomination wasn't enough.

Meat Loaf for Governor: "Dead Ringer for Gov"

Looking at the summary for "Blonde Ambition": "…[Madonna battles] a music industry that views women as disposal."

Right-wing columnist: "You can put as much Gore in a movie as you want, you won't get an R-rating - but put even ONE Bush in there…"

So this'll be an adaptation of the Bailey School Kid book, "Witches Don't Serve Sloppy Joes," then?

Boink.

George Lucas is going to inspire a hell of a biography someday.

An epic fish pun-run by Andy Zaltzman, co-host (with John Oliver) of the podcast THE BUGLE:

Okay… this made me laugh so hard.

I'm well-experienced in reading scripts - and, admittedly, I had mixed feelings, I didn't think it was terrible - but c'mon, you can't imagine people reading the script and maybe finding the plot twists and revelations stupid?

One thing's for sure: A black Hermione is a great idea :)

One of the best parts of the play (in script form, at least): Albus Potter is sorted into Slytherin - and then four years pass. One could imagine that Albus, over that time, develops a serious depression, and I identify with that.