Fantastic Flavors and Where to Find Them

I re-watched the Tim Burton version recently, and I'm starting to think the folks who made the original movie were right to get rid of the "squirrel" scene from the book - because boy, you can't watch a scene of a little girl being attacked by a room full of squirrels, who then DRAG HER INTO a garbage shoot with a…

(SIGH)

Captain Planet and his greatest foe yet: Everyday Muslims!

In keeping with recent gritty reboots, Ma-Ti and his "heart" will be edited out of the script.

"Is there anything more American than America?"

"Things Have Changed": Legitimately one of his best songs.

"You don't want no part of this shit."

Man, I'm balls-deep in these comments and things are getting weird…

Well, that's why we have third-person :)

I've always wanted a Jar-Jar novel; I genuinely think there'd be a damn interesting story about him. Also, you could probably make him more bearable in print.

YouTube music critic Todd in the Shadows called "Tonight Tonight" the worst pop song of 2011, for basically the same reasons:

The fifth one will be a crossover event with the second "Chronicles of Narnia" reboot.

Excuse me - Elton John is PERFECTLY CAPABLE of writing words himself!

Chapters 9 through 15 will just be transcripts of lyrics from CAPTAIN FANTASTIC and THE CAPTAIN AND THE KID.

What I'm saying is, I bet Stephen King regrets that one of his best-selling-novels-of-the-year was "The Tommyknockers."

Fun fact: John Grisham had the best-selling novel of the year from 1994 to 2000.

An excellent Waits track that I bet doesn't get enough attention: "What's He Building?" A humorously macabre story track.

(from "The Ballad of Frankie Lee and Judas Priest")

(from "Most Likely You Go Your Way (And I'll Go Mine))