(During the celebrations on Naboo:)
(During the celebrations on Naboo:)
OH SHIT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING PERFECT
Stephen King will cameo, and he'll have the exact same lines.
In the proud tradition of DANGEROUS 1: DANGERESQUE, TOO?
I will never stop confusing that Spider-Man actor with the guy who directed THE LANGOLIERS.
Man-Bat.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Alfred: "You know, vichyssoise gets a bad rap. Got a cool temperature… got protein…"
It's not your fault.
Well, that and:
His performance: Was that over-the-top? I can never tell.
Batman and Robin spend the third-act climax riffing ice puns back and forth.
Batman and Robin spend the first hour chatting about why they never seem to fight Calendar Man anymore.
Funny thing is, God would have let him off the hook if he'd just used his patented James Earl Jones voice to say something hilariously incongruous.
The fact that Vader's added "NOOOOOO!" in JEDI didn't get more hatred is FUCKING BAFFLING.
The new music John Williams wrote for the end of RETURN OF THE JEDI is not only much better than the original, I daresay it's some of the best in the original trilogy.
I'm just gonna say it: Harrison Ford went to the "Huh?"/derp-face well once too often in that movie.
They should have gotten Richard Kelly to re-write it: I'm sure it would have turned out just as good as his screenplay for HOLES.
I think I'll just go listen to the Tiny Tim version of "Stairway," thanks.
He'll schedule Indiana 5 in the space between spaces.