As a Trump loather: Can't we find some way to bash him without funny-foreign-mocking his original name?

Or, as Korn put it, "I'M NOT A FAGGOT YOU FUCKING QUEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I keep wishing these were funnier - but a kids' cartoon-type movie about Batman that's satirical and makes fun of all the self-seriousness while still being Batman Awesome? FUCK YEAH GIVE ME THAT

Really? Going with *that* headline?

FIFTY THOUSAND DIDGERIDOOS

Nah, man: Calendar Man.

I feel like her 12 YEARS A SLAVE forecast was misjudged.

Andy Zaltzman to his wife, right now: "Honey, how do you feel about polygamy?"

For me it's more the song they played at every high school assembly ever. "I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AAAAAAAAAAAAM"

Matchbox 20 or Goo Goo Dolls?

A NICE GIRL LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T BE TOUCHING THAT WITH YOUR *BARE HAAAAAAAAANDS*!!!!!

ELECTION is damn good - but I still feel like the ending falls flat. The movie spends an hour-and-a-half letting Matthew Broderick dig himself into a bigger and bigger hole, and things keep getting darker and more disturbing - and by the time you get to the end, you expect his final scene to be the capping sick, dark…

And remember, never let the Virginian Wolfsnake near a typewriter.

Michael Bay's "Jonathan Livingston Seagull"

I grabbed a hold of his Snozzberry and hung onto it like grim death…

And he was the number-three box office star in America! That's capitalism at work, baby - and the other two were probably homosexuals or something!

"Now that's what a breast feels like."
"…A spider?"
"Damn right."

This is a hearse!

Absolutely, she's damn good in that and "Silver Linings." (And I remember her being good in "The Poker House" and the half of "Winter's Bone" I saw.) It just seems to be a problem in the really big, tentpole movies.

You pointed out the one serious flaw for me: I just can't believe things would have turned out so "relatively" well for Katniss's world RIGHT AFTER their new leader was assassinated and Coin was murdered by a lynch mob.