“Our research and experimentation has shown conclusively that those women sexually assaulted themselves.”

Considering Exponent’s findings here will now join their storied accomplishments of:

“I always destroy my old cell phones.”

“What are thoooooose?”

Nothing?

I guess I should have shown up E to the A to the E A R L I E R

Man, and I heard they bidet lot for that design, too.

Whoever designed that thing did a tankless job.

Maybe the Warriors will finally start taking more twos.

"Looks more like a drinking fountain to m-" [gets hit by rolled-up newspaper]

Architects are hopeful that this design becomes a new American Standard.

Can someone sum this up for me in a paragraph or less?