Yes, obviously he should teach kids to bottle up their emotions so that they fester and explode later (likely ending up in various forms of domestic violence) rather than letting them flow naturally like he appears to be doing after the loss. That would make him a capital role model!

I’ll just play less new games and more Witcher 3!

Do you have any idea how many young people and other lapsed voters are going to come out of the woodwork if we have to, to stop the monstrosity that is the GOP from getting into the White House with one of those insane buffoons? I’ve spent my entire life happily avoiding politics and even I just registered to vote. I…

Well, he was recovering from several acute injuries at that point, so it’s not exactly a 1:1 comparison between then and now. I doubt he’s actually healthy right now but if he was, those two weeks of rest might be worth more than the entire regular-season break.

That’s the kind of shit my girlfriend’s fundamentalist mother says to her own daughter and then expects to be treated as a loving, longsuffering good person...

Plus the lack of an ethernet port (the Wifi connection sucks so this makes a huge difference), lack of ability to play Blu-rays, it’s just a nightmare all around. I really don’t understand what Nintendo was thinking.

As a fellow empath, 1000x yes. It’s bad enough for me at my job having to be within the same square mile as Union-Jack-toting probable-Trump-supporting factory workers...and I have my own (locked!) office...

Yeah this is like trying to trademark “Let’s Play”. It’s arrogant, tone-deaf and makes me never want to watch anything by these people ever again.

Same as how most doctors in the U.S. are puppets on strings dancing to whatever tune their pharmaceutical company overlords happen to be playing no matter how risky or unproven the drugs might be. Oaths mean nothing in the face of the need to please multinational conglomerates who have bought out the government and…

.....that is not how threatening to be traded works. I think perhaps you underestimate how little power players possess when on the wrong end of the corporate BS machine, an unfriendly contract in their name and on the back end of their prime.

I just thought it was magnificent how well it dovetails perfectly with the “X-1" meme about the Panthers having lost when they hadn’t actually lost....i.e. they are the best 8-1 undefeated team in history. That probably went over the head of every single one of the complainers.

The amount of people writing comments on this article who utterly fail to comprehend the sublimity of this joke is too damn high. Especially given how perfectly it dovetails with the Panthers X-1 joke from earlier this year!

That was me hypothetically responding to the fake liberals from your original post, by the way. Not sure if that came across or if it sounded like I was calling YOUR usage of the term liberal incorrect, which is definitely not the case...

“Liberal”

No, they aren’t, they’re just their because they don’t want either a woman or a Republican to be President. That leaves Bernie, Martin O’Malley, the specter of Joe Biden flickering in from an alternate timeline where he ran this cycle, and Bernie.

It’s close but it’s definitely not there yet. The calculations required to create truly photorealistic lighting are just far too complex for real-time graphics. Some recent high-end cinema CGI has become stunningly (disturbing?) convincing, but I think even that would struggle to fool everyone in shots as close-up as…

Yes, it’s exactly like that other pop culture trend where it’s awesome to refer to yourselves as the Aryan master race when you’re blonde, blue-eyed and athletically superior to the people around you. Because it’s like the Nazis. Except with irony! It totally makes the plebes angry, and it’s hilarious to see them…

Oh, that’s good to know. The internet is so full of walking-simulator-hate I just assumed it was sarcasm, that and the capital letters. I also love this genre...they don’t provide the same kind of dopamine twitch-fulfillment as a typical video game (probably a large part of the reason for the hate...addicts looking…

The Colts!

Yep, it’s a racism thing dressed up as a thinly-veiled “integrity of the game” / respect / manliness / not-racist thing.