mattlambertson
Morgan Joylighter
mattlambertson

I just thought it was magnificent how well it dovetails perfectly with the “X-1" meme about the Panthers having lost when they hadn’t actually lost....i.e. they are the best 8-1 undefeated team in history. That probably went over the head of every single one of the complainers.

The amount of people writing comments on this article who utterly fail to comprehend the sublimity of this joke is too damn high. Especially given how perfectly it dovetails with the Panthers X-1 joke from earlier this year!

That was me hypothetically responding to the fake liberals from your original post, by the way. Not sure if that came across or if it sounded like I was calling YOUR usage of the term liberal incorrect, which is definitely not the case...

“Liberal”

No, they aren’t, they’re just their because they don’t want either a woman or a Republican to be President. That leaves Bernie, Martin O’Malley, the specter of Joe Biden flickering in from an alternate timeline where he ran this cycle, and Bernie.

It’s close but it’s definitely not there yet. The calculations required to create truly photorealistic lighting are just far too complex for real-time graphics. Some recent high-end cinema CGI has become stunningly (disturbing?) convincing, but I think even that would struggle to fool everyone in shots as close-up as

Yes, it’s exactly like that other pop culture trend where it’s awesome to refer to yourselves as the Aryan master race when you’re blonde, blue-eyed and athletically superior to the people around you. Because it’s like the Nazis. Except with irony! It totally makes the plebes angry, and it’s hilarious to see them

Oh, that’s good to know. The internet is so full of walking-simulator-hate I just assumed it was sarcasm, that and the capital letters. I also love this genre...they don’t provide the same kind of dopamine twitch-fulfillment as a typical video game (probably a large part of the reason for the hate...addicts looking

The Colts!

Yep, it’s a racism thing dressed up as a thinly-veiled “integrity of the game” / respect / manliness / not-racist thing.

Props for high-quality free association.

Yes, otherwise Rex Ryan would probably not keep getting to coach football teams...

New console generations always have issues like what happened with AC:U. There are always a few games where AAA developers overspec for the new hardware and end up biting off more than they can chew in the allotted time. It may be flawed but it’s a solid effort with clear passion for doing what AC has always been best

“They’re making it up” is how the whole damn thing gets perpetuated....how they tell themselves its not really that bad...how they justify it to each other in public...how they deflect attention from the gigantic festering tumor on society that it is.... “it’s all in their heads!”

The whole point of his story was that Ubisoft gave him the opportunity to work on design on projects that were then cancelled. Drywallers don’t get paid to act as engineers and architects for a few months/years and then go back to drywalling. The problem is not that people at software companies have to do menial

Annoying? It would be distustingly, pervertedly sick if it wasn’t for the naivete of the people making the comments. Makes me think what it would be like for humans to be raised on farms by an advanced alien race, and imagining the aliens laughing at a funny video of a panicked human running around trying to escape

There is clear sarcasm implicit in his description of the events....at least it was clear to me...

Well, I can’t argue with that...but I think the un-subtlety will return for the rest of the trilogy!

His knee was destroyed in one of the most brutal injuries I’ve ever seen in the NFL, then his career was written off and he was passed from team to team as a bargaining chip more than actual QB, yet somehow resurrected his career in Arizona about 5 years after most analysts would have expected him to be done (and most

Is that also intended to be good riddance to people’s massive childhood enjoyment that they got out of reading the EU novels (including many, many non-Thrawn/KOTOR ones), or is that just collateral damage? :P