Upon which he will ingest the only useful aspect of Clipboard Jesus, his elegant Christlike-ness, and that combined with his actual athletic talent will propel them into the playoffs and all the way to the Super Bowl, where they will promptly lose 51-13 to the Bruce Arians-coached Arizona Cardinals, who as a result of…

Is this just me or does “elf on the shelf” totally sound like an easy euphemism for something else entirely?

Why the hell would Kylo be saying “curses!” though? Is Disney Infinity super dumbed down and childish? I thought it was only the art style. I don’t know much about it I’m just surprised he would say something that cheesily cliche...

Is Philadelphia TRYING to have the worst record in the history of the NBA? Is that a thing that can happen or has a team already won only 1 game all season?

Since they started paying tens of millions of dollars on PR to brainwash people into thinking they have the world’s best interests in mind.

Better for who? The industry has no interest in reporting how many people are actually going to movies. That would not support the narrative that profits are infinitely increasing and every successful blockbuster is “more popular” than the last one, when in reality nothing has ever beat Gone With The Wind for most…

I like the prequels more than most people but the way this post is written makes it feel like recruiting copy for some kind of cult... ;)

No, Tom Brady is Tom Cruise.

“I even dropped a few bucks on stuff to show the folks that worked on it a little love.”

The music heard in the trailers was not composed by Williams, it was composed by trailer music companies whose job is to create maximum ATTENTION in the quickest time. I too was surprised at the subduedness of this score but I’m actually glad Williams didn’t go all out this time (no choir etc) because that leaves him…

Precisely. Williams may be old but I don’t think his nuanced sense of emotion has withered. There’s a reason they’re not calling it The Republic and something more than meets the eye is certainly going on. Williams often foreshadows things in his music, for example the victory celebration at the end of TPM...the happy…

The Patriots are not going to lose in the playoffs on a bad call while their owner is on a 3-person committee charged with determining Roger Goodell’s currently $44 milion salary. It’s a good old boys club. Of course they are going to let other teams have their day from time to time in order to keep up appearances,…

WTF....must be a crappy theater. I live in Lancaster PA, a big center for the Amish and one of the most conservative, backwards places you could possibly imagine still existing the USA, and the theater I went to only 10 minutes from my house and surrounded by farmlands for the most part, was still completely sold out…

I loved this game although I was never any good at it. It felt so vast and complex and “realistic”. The “sequel”, Empire at War, was flashier and decent but not really as deep or compelling.

So what you are saying is that this is a show about American fundamentalists....

Yes, he literally is, because he has never faced any life experience that would ever cause him to need to learn to act like an adult. He had everything handed to him his whole life. He calls being given millions of dollars (and reputation) from his parents to start his own company as “making it on his own”. Seemingly…

It’s perfectly easy to understand. He’s Dwayne Bowe. He causes offenses to magically not be able to score passing TDs and his aura extends to the entire WR corps, not just himself. His power is so great that even if a WR is about to cross the goalline with the ball while he is on the field, the ball will magically fly…

What the hell does Grigson have on Irsay, is what I’d like to know...how does anyone keep their job with no oversight after “wheeling and dealing” their way to the objectively worst trade in the history of the NFL? (first and only time any team will have ever traded for a first rounder who was already a bust, using…

There’s only a modicum of hardcore on their sites and that apparently matters to some (most?) people, but I feel this discussion would be remiss without a mention of wonderful Austrialian erotica studio Feck and their series of websites going on 10 years + old...beautifulagony.com, ifeelmyself.com, and…

You’re right, though I would also add that just some simple non-experience based rank (Trueskill-type algorithm) would work wonders for keeping players happier. Let the “leet” players play against others of their kind rather than throwing them into a lobby with a bunch of noobs to torture. And vice versa. Halo would…