I honestly have no idea, I made that up.

So, she's hung the halo up there because she was going to be a bad girl all night in that bed that has four posts so you can tie people up and do BDSM to them.

Fat o the land doesn't stand up these days. It started out strong and then immediately jumped the shark for me on the way home from the record store after purchasing it, when the third track, "Diesel Power" came on. I'd never experienced such a quick case of buyer's remorse.

Seeso was only through Prime, correct?

Seems like they're finally going to make some money off these cartoons.

I was recently at a party at someone's house with a N64. He asked if some people wanted to play Goldeneye. I still remembered every detail of every level and handily mopped the floor with every single person who stepped up to a controller. It felt like the last time I'd played was the day before, not 17 years. IDK…

Propagandhi and NOFX will always be the standouts from this crowd to me. The lyrics aren't similar at all but they were both miles ahead of the others IMO. I could never get into Bad Religion, though I tried. Pennywise—no.

I feel like mentioning Beat Happening in these comments is going to make a leathered studboy shoot spittle, but punk is a state of mind, right?

Oh wow what an unlistenable creation. Thankfully this guy's insignificant enough to ignore with zero effort.

Oh damn I guess he really is 'bout that life.

You lost me at "Korn had some good songs."

Karma doesn't take effect until your next life. It's poetic justice we're lusting after.

It's not 1987 anymore, baby.