Why did they need that machine at all? Why not just grab the bible, jump in the shuttle and get outta there? (“Because it would have been a short episode” is the correct answer, I’m sure)
Slight correction: The original movie was a cartoon that tried not to look like a cartoon. This movie is a cartoon that is embracing its cartoon-ness.
Vinyl above-ground pool with ramshackle deck? Check.
Remember The Event? That show was a hilarious trainwreck.
Complex in what way, though?
I’ve got a better version — Jamie Lannister ends up being the Azor Ahai stand-in, and he tempers the sword in Cersei’s heart. Sounds like a win-win-win for everyone.
Cersei was born first, Jamie was born holding her ankle iirc. Valonquar is broad enough to mean anyone, Jamie, Arya, Tyrion etc. Though I always assumed it’d be Jamie. I also think it’d be brutal if Cersei had a miscarriage (or was poisoned with moon tea) and the baby inside her gets raised as a wight and bursts out…
I took that to mean that only together can they really be the “Lady of Winterfell”