mattj93
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whatever gets the clicks and outrage, ya know?

I think Sorry to Bother You deserves to be on the list if only for its political commentary and probably my favorite plot twist of the year.

“You need to diversify your bonds.” 

Every single grocery store does this.

Sophie’s Choice if she had children with Trump. “Ugh, I have to take one?"

James Corden is shit and I shit on that shit.

lol me too! I watched the preview to just make sure she was there.

Really glad to see Hollyhock is back. Don’t you dare hurt her anymore, show.

Often that is true, the major exception is John Oliver.

It wasn’t the difference in him getting elected, and no one is saying that, ever, on this topic.

Because at 2:30 am the chips an queso is easily the greatest culinary creation you can buy using the change in the car’s cupholder

“With the money we saved tonight we can splurge and hunt TWO hobos this weekend!”

James Corden is desperate to become Fallon.

Thank you. This needs to be read using Cheryl Tunt’s voice.

“What a nice young man. We must certainly cheer on his horse.”

He gave America a normalized Trump

Imagine having a publicist who is so bad at their job that they called a 3rd tier newspaper to feed them the story about how their client so graciously thanked some nobody for not talking to them.

Taco Bell? In San Antonio? Wow, when it comes to fast-food promotions, Taco Cabana really dropped (dribbled?) the ball this time.

I have compassion for sick people who are trying to get better. Kanye is not trying to get better. He believes he’s perfect just the way he is, ignorant statements and everything, which is evidenced by this non-apology for the stupid things he said. Mental illness is a genuine issue, not a shield for narcissistic

Bullying is a word that has a definition. He's not being "bullied".