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Immediately thought of this...

So they applied a wound-vac in a non-surgical setting? Wounds like that are breeding grounds for bacteria and it's just too easy to introduce more flesh eating bugs doing something like this bedside. No wonder he got nec-fas from a fucking biopsy. Shitty patient care right there. Someone tell me what hospital this

Nice to see that Moto isn't straying from their sexy hardware/clusterfuck software business model. Wait, no it's not.

Don't see what the big deal is. The only thing downstream from the hoover dam is a trailer park and Bullhead City, AZ.

Shit.

Hey MOTO! Your software is bad and you should feel bad! Android is fine on its own and doesn't need your crappy, redundant, resource-wasting UI mucking it up. Stop gimping some of the sexiest hardware you've ever made with your shitty Blur skin.

@Guard: Not if you simply un-check all 83 boxes in the privacy settings. That's including the 5 hidden ones. ;-)

@Rusty: I thought it'd be the opposite.

Why does Playboy need an iPad app? (or any website for that matter i.e. Facebook, Wikipedia, IMDB, any news or periodical ever...) What the hell is wrong with pulling it up in Safari? Seems redundant.

Or you could quit medicating yourself with McNuggets.

Are those testicles there on the right?!?!

No way dude, your other girlfriend is way hotter. You'd have more fun with her because she's on the beach, and not a bunch of craggy rocks. And besides, your new girl is HIGH. MAINTENANCE. Sure she looks stunning, but she wants nothing less than Tiffanie's. With your old girl, you could get away with stuff from

@crazypills77: iPad 2? Simple, MacBook air without a keyboard.

Holy shit! This is fucking awesome! It's kind of like when your girlfriend, who's kind of hot already, gets a really good boob job! With every iOS update, the iPad is edging closer and closer to being a viable replacement for a computer. Just throw some sort of folder system on it and we'll be golden. C'mon Steve,

I'm surprised we haven't seen the 2gb data cap rear it's ugly head yet.