My mom was all like “how about a smart vacuum for christmas?” and I had to explain to her that, as someone who lives with two cats who like to vomit, all this will do is make it so when I come home from work, there is a thin layer of cat puke around my kitchen instead of a pile of it in one spot.

Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

UGH. As a city parent, I cannot overstate the importance of corner stores to healthy communities. Corner stores (we don’t really call them bodegas and the owners are usually Palestinian) serve as the grandmas for the neighborhood. The corner stores keep an eye out, and they sweep the sidewalk, and they lend you a…

I have gotten a lottery ticket (I play, like, once a year-you don’t need to tell me how dumb it is, I know), a green pepper, a birthday card, a carton of Perrier, ice cream, a razor, neighborhood gossip, a kind of obscure art magazine, and a friendly smile from the normally stone-faced owner just because he’s come to…

If I wanted a box of non-perishable goods to magically show up in my lobby, I’d just order from Amazon. If I go to the corner store (because in Chicago, we have corner stores that are also sadly, without cats), it’s most likely because I need a box of tampons and pint of ice cream immediately.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that over the last 10 years I’ve seen multiple effigies of Obama and Hillary burned at various events. None of those times did I hear that the Secret Service was going to do an investigation. Got to love the country we find ourselves living in these days, huh?

In my humble opinion, she should have doubled down and hoped for a Casino-style ending.

Hells yeah. Alec is righteous.

Only after every conservative commentator who’s crucifying Kathy right now comes out and condemns all the horrible Obama lynching etc photos out there, should Kathy have apologized.

I couldn’t agree more. You know that fat fuck reads everything Baldwin puts out and calling public attention to his idiocy is making him so very pissy. And calling him out in front of world leaders is just wonderful. IMO. I look forward to more from Alec, who likely gives a lot of fucks, but certainly not about…

I have to disagree with Hannah here. Putting it up on twitter was exactly the right move. Someone needed to say all that publicly.

In my humble opinion she shouldn’t have apologized...

Blow job impeachment? Nobody in their right mind took that seriously.

Why didn’t they do that when Zeke first played then? This was his second season, and there would have been every chance he couldn’t have returned for this season if he’s placed in the Top 3 last time (given the filming overlap - so it would never have been mentioned.

I wonder why it would happen this season and not last season when he first appeared.

Jeff placed a person into a potentially dangerous situation because of a fucking game, and he claims it was because he was ignorant of transgender issues but is now educating himself. Fuck you, Jeff. The only reason to be misinformed about transgender issues in this our year of the lord April 2017 is because you…

Good. Fuck you, Jeff.

Amy does get trolled a lot, I’m aware, but it also might be bad. I couldn’t make it through another special of hers I tried. She just wasn’t funny to me, or even interesting in the absence of that.

Yeah, fuck the trolls and everything but it’s not a great special. It really felt like she was paid via a bonus structure that kicked in whenever she made a drunk girl in the audience yell “Woo!”

I tried watching this but tapped out at like, 4 minutes in when she started saying something about waking up to someone eating her puss in college. Nope.