Short answer, “Yes.” Long answer, “Abso-fucking-lutely.”

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

You know, you just never hear about this kind of crap with atheists. Yeah, some atheists are assholes - but they don’t, as an organization, advocate BEATING CHILDREN.

I am on a cooking spree:

Probably pizza from Costco because 1) I’m lazy and 2) I am only here for the Gaga Halftime Show.

http://jerryofgarcia.kinja.com/the-queen-can-kill-at-will-even-with-a-sword-1791995059

Dodgson! Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here!

I am morally required to make the following statement when reminded of the Jackson portrait...

I....disagree :) Maybe with something like meeting for lunch, but I think if someone tells you they need help with an important task at a specific time, the onus is on them to make sure they’re on time, not the person helping to figure out how to work around their bad habits (and I’m saying this as someone who is also…

My husband and I are both dual citizens so we have legit options as opposed to the average internet blusterer and the answer is still nope

There’s still too many people who don’t have the option of leaving. I want to stay and try to help fix this shit before I give up.

OMG. Please, Americans, do not start doing this.

“Forcing dozens of women to go and perform for this man is without a question going to be problematic.”

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.

I’m sure this mess will ultimately be pinned on some poor sap.

My sympathy to you, sir...Being raised in a country devoid of humor must’ve been decidedly worse.

FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!

I also bought a mattress off of Amazon, that came sealed in a box.

Key difference: Mine is like sleeping in the sweet embrace of Satan as it slowly tries to cook me to death. Words can’t describe the amount of hate I have for this thing.