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If you’re married have your wife get one as well. It adds up quickly.. Best card ever. 

Now this is genius

You can only have one or the other, not both.

Well, it didn’t take long for his apologists to slither out into the light.

I have a “hot desk” (i.e. my office is too small and disorderly to allow anyone to actually have an assigned desk) so my desk has nothing on it other than what I bring with me that day. I mostly hate it since I have to constantly carry my stuff around, but it does solve the office decor issue.

Same here. If I get canned or told to leave right after I hand in my 2 weeks notice, all I have to do is grab my cell phone, car keys, wallet, and my JBL Pulse 2 speaker. They can have everything else.

I used to be that way until I realized I spend more of my waking time at work than at home, so I might as well make it comfy.

Lender here for a small credit union for teachers. We do a lot of auto refinances and I always wondered why people would finance with the dealership at a higher rate and then would tell me they were told they can’t refinance or payoff the loan for 3 months even though the contract says there is no prepayment penalty. 

That’s garbage. I’m sorry, he just wasn’t into you, but he didn’t want to be the bad guy. So many of these stories are about people who don’t have the courage to honestly and cleanly dump someone.

Here’s another major tip. No matter how much you like it here in Atlanta, don’t move here.

Julius Caesar, Pompey the Great and Marcus Licinius Crassus formed the triumvirate whose #SquadGoals were to expand the Roman empire and rule the world.

I thought Black Power ended in Atlanta when they shut down Freaknik

I hope you’re wrong. I voted for Woolard over Lance-Bottoms in the primary because the Kasim Reed administration has been too corrupt/cozy with developers (gentrification and expanding income inequality over the past eight years hasn’t happened in a vacuum), and with Reed’s endorsement, Lance-Bottoms seemed like an

We’re on the same boat, I do a little bit more with my phone but can’t decide what to do with my 6P. The battery is okay but it’s two years old, best I can do is replace it and wait for pixel 3.

As an assistant boss, I feel like I need to speak in defense of the assistant bosses.

I made a similar observation a couple of weeks ago when after an eternity I read about someone a Pixel XL in one of these “This Is How I Work” series.

I believe that since almost everyone interviewed in the “This Is How I Work” series tends to be American and financially well-off there is a disproportionately high

You can easily stay on 50% carbs on a vegan diet. The thing is higher than 66% of carbs is a lot of carbs.

Oil, like olive oil is pure fat, nuts and seeds are fatty and also some fruits.

I had one coworker at a previous job tell me first thing Monday morning “I heard 49 of your people got killed last night.”
I was the one who was punished for that interaction.