The actor Kevin Eldon.

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But, as alluded to in the article, in between the romantic and political you have the beautiful: "her husband was one of those blokes/- the sort who only laughs at his own jokes./The sort that war takes away/and when there wasn't a war - he left anyway.

Neil Hannon's side project 'The Duckworth Lewis Method' are named after a way of calculating scores if a game of cricket is rained off. You could go either way with that one.

Exceptions to Jude's Law?

Amazon Prime Directive, surely?

I think 'Bad Diary Days' encapsulates better the sadness of a failing relationship;