Oh.. I’ve seen your grandma.

You haven’t seen my grandma.

First of all, that guy should get hit for having the circle above his waist (it must be below the waist in order for one to score a hit). Also, if someone “pokes” the circle with their finger, the poker gets to hit the other person.

Fred: You know Suzy, no one loves you like I do.

Why are you here?

Then mind your own fucking business.  

I’ve foreclosed on 3 deadbeats this year already and took their houses and put their shit on the curb for not paying up the measly $185 a year dues for 3 years straight.

What do you want to bet there is at least one Camry in his development with the “Camry Dent”?

Yeah the HOA’s gonna lose this one. Body damage =/= paint damage. If they wanted to say that paint should be near-pristine then they should have written it in their by laws. Body damage indicates a dent or worse.

I’ve come around to the idea that instant replay is bad, or is bad at least in the way it is currently being used, but I’ll never give up my desire for Robot Umps. The technology is there for it to be used in real-time, and I’m so tired of Umps’ fragile egos.

CB Bucknor is a terrible ump. Not as bad as Angel Hernandez (no one is), but pretty bad.

I live in Colorado, and I truly do love this place, but it’s pretty amusing how everyone here waxes poetic about how strange and unique Colorado politics are. The state’s really not that complicated - it’s a light-blue state, fairly competitive, with, like all light-blue states, a strong urban-rural divide.

I dunno whats worse.....that I get the joke or actually remember it was for Pace Picante Salsa.   

Git a rope!

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

My 13 yr old has issues with sensory overload. (ASD) The spontaneous screaming that happens during the playoffs is unsettling, to say the least. On the way home last night, knowing we’re going to put the game on as soon as we walk in the door, he declared, again, how much he hates playoff hockey season.

Ah yes, a Volkswagen product. Known for their reliability and ease of maintenance.

You know you’re ruined when you look at a Jeep Liberty and say “yes, that is a step up from what I’m driving right now.”

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

The Post seems to spend a lot of time trying to humanize these horrible people. You can’t have your banner be Democracy Dies in Darkness while trying to stoke compassion for those responsible for its death.