You were in Cheers from Gary’s Old Town Tavern?

Counterpoint:

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

I mean, the schlub at the bottom used her truck for a Lowe’s run. He deserved to be fired.

And I’m sure the hotel bar staff would love for me to get drunk every night. But their desires and expectations don’t take precedent over my own.

I was not ready for this nostalgia bomb. Grew up 10 miles from there. When I was in high school it was a great place to pay 5 bucks to not watch a game while my friends and I feebly tried to flirt with the girls working the concessions stands.

The world needs more Lincoln love.

What’s going on here? This can’t be the actual game lighting in the arena.

I did not expect to start my work day reading an advertisement for a Lincoln Continental but here we are. My dad traded his Taurus SHO for a V8 Lincoln LS back in 2000 and was so excited to be driving a black Lincoln - he definitely would’ve tracked it in his younger days. I really thought that LS was going to be the…

THESE GUYS THE COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS I CALL THEM BEN RICHARDS BECAUSE THEY WILL RAPE YOU AND THEN KILL YOU. OR KILL YOU AND THEN RAPE YOU.

Yeah, but I guess I’m at least a little tempted to think that at least some of that is just because something screwy was going on this year in terms of goals for. Tampa wasn’t one of the 150 best teams in the post-lockout era in terms of goals against but were the #1 team in the post-lockout era in goals for. That’s…

I was at Nationwide Arena last night — it was my first-ever hockey game. Pretty crazy stuff.

Haha, that’s the fun! Everyones like “you’re tracking THAT thing?” And I’m just like “.....yea what what’s wrong with it? Last I checked the wheels were tight and the engine starts so wth.” They just dont expect to see a 5,000 pound boat on the track, even if it can out handle AND out-accelerate a lot of cars. My…

as a Capitals fan, I feel Tampa Bays pain. Also, Presidents Trophy=Monkeys Paw.

But that’s just wrong. The days of Lincoln’s being ‘tarted up Ford’s’ are so 2000. They share a platform, sure, but Lincoln has gone out of its way to differentiate between the brands. The days of them slapping a new label on a Fusion are dead, man, get with the times.

So what they share platforms. Bentleys and Lamborghinis have shared platforms with Audis, which also share platforms with Porsche and lowly VW.

I need more stars to give to someone who is tracking a God damn Lincoln.

He’s cleaned up his act significantly since he got drummed out of Vancouver and then had his balls confiscated at the world cup. I was never a fan, but I get to see him regularly now and he’s toned it down to insufferable smart ass levels.

Yes. You most definitely want a Lincoln. I have owned 2 continentals so far (RIP my first 2018, totaled with 29k miles at 10 months old.) And I’m on my second black label. I had the choice to buy a LOT of cars for $82,000 but this Conti won it. Its fast. Like, beats 5.7 Hemis, STis and GT mustang’s ALL DAY type fast…

Look, ‘brackets’ aren’t a thing in hockey.  Let’s not try to make it one.