The NBC crew is awful. Caps blog RMNB has a great shirt: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/russianmachineneverbreaks/shut+up+pierre+mens+t-shirt-A105018063

No my name ain’t baby. It’s Janet. Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty.

I’m assuming the old school red Coleman cooler comes with it too. We had one just like that, but in green. I can taste the nostalgia.

I thought turkeys could fly.

Righty here and I’ve never used the right shift.

Yeah, but at Eastern Motors, your job’s your credit (credit)

Camden Yards really is the best. No doubt about it. Others that followed may be close (San Diego and Pittsburgh), but without Camden Yards, those wouldn’t exist as they do.

Came down here looking for this. That stat is always a good one to break out for the seamheads.

I always thought this thing looked like a beluga whale. Or dolphin. Or some type of marine mammal. 

I have a good friend that runs a property care company (cutting grass, mulching, patios, etc.) and he runs his crews mostly with Latinos. We call him El Diablo Blanco. 

You’re quite the asshole, but you probably already know that.

Scaramanga under cover in Russia

Don’t eat with your left hand. That’s your doody hand.

Star for the Rebel Yell. Remember when you could also ride that bitch going backwards? Good times.

An average of $35.8M per year to play 162 games of baseball a year? FOH.

Nothing in here about his “30 month” old daughter? Motherfucker, she’s 2 and 1/2! Not no damn 30 months. I don’t go around saying I’m 524 months old. That’s some ridiculous writing.

Nice! I have a 2005 Outback 3.0R sedan that I love. More ground clearance than my wife’s 09 Explorer and goes anywhere.

No shirt, no shoes, nooooo dice

Hold up a second. Zion wore basketball shoes (shoes made specifically to play the game of basketball) for, a maximum, of about 30 games. And that’s too many games for basketball shoes that cost about $130?

First, please give us a warning before a Jack Edwards call. That guy is fucking trash. Second, Chara is a bitch.