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Torch proves yet again that he’s the mad genius here. Hilarious.

Colorado?

Because Maryland. I was born there and people there CANNOT/WILL NOT operate a motor vehicle properly.

At 52 seconds in, this guy is me, every minute I spend in traffic.

Kristi Yamaguchi with the sideways cootchie.

Good dad stuff there. Also starred for the 82 S-10, was my first vehicle. Learned to rebuild the carb on that POS.

Yes! My old 86 F-150 Stepside (with wood on the floor of the bed) has a 4 speed (with a straight 6 300) that I would use the trans to keep my speed in check. 2nd gear means you max out at about 26-27 mph, perfect for neighborhoods.

FP Santangelo! I saw him in the report and now think anybody can be included in there and not to treat it as actual evidence.

This is from Boston. Land of the frat bro. No way in hell I’m buying a car from a frat bro in a Gronk jersey. CP.

Yes, someone (in this case Taylor Swift) is a terrible person because she doesn’t feel the same way I do about politics. So fuck her. Totally reasonable. What a fucking cunt (speaking about Lola). BTW, who is Lola? Never heard of her. So keep up the good work.

Waaaaahhhh! Men are everywhere! Terrible, terrible men!

Except I haven’t had to shovel my driveway this season yet (here in Colorado).

And yet, here in Monument, Colorado I haven’t shoveled my driveway a single time this season. Granted, it faces west, but the few snows we’ve had have only been a few inches. That’s what she said.

Asshole (now can I get out of the grays?)

That could be a jpeg; all you need to see is him in a Flyers uniform to know he’s a piece of shit.

Don’t worry. It’s nacho problem.

66 Mustang convertible with wire wheels and a 289. Was my boss’ car and he let me drive it a fair bit.

4Dtil5

Any standard that isn’t VW...