David covers the hardest hitting stories on Jalopnik. Seriously though, his stories are usually my favorites.

Yup, it’s one of those things I see and think “I should ask Jalop or Doug what the story is on these” and then I get out of my car and forget all about it.

And wipers on the headlights!

Da fuck did I just read? JESUS CHRIST! And they just let the guy out. FFS!

Gray in the USA and Grey in England.

I saw a HomeStarrunner sticker on a jeep yesterday; gave me a giggle. Oh, electronic mail...

Milquetoast?

Yes!

I love how it says “VIN number”. Classic Mopar stuff right there.

FFs, you just have to go after the guy’s dead mother don’t you? Fuck you and your mother too.

That Civic needs more wings.

Thank you! I had to look long and hard to find someone with a sensible view. Too much “Durr, Trump bad! Left best!” on Deadspin lately. Thinking Gawker might not really be gone...

Jesus Christ. He does something good and he still gets shit on by you all. Fucking assholes.

The US is a republic, not a democracy. So damn ignorant, all of you fools.

Sorry, but 5'9" and 300 pounds is fucking fat. There’s no other way to say it. Well, maybe “obese” or “huge”, but that’s not very nice.

Re: goldfish, I dip/scoop those fuckers right in the jar of peanut butter and eat ‘em like that. By the end of my snack, I’m a mess. Way more enjoyable when drunk.

Fuck VW now and forever for all their bullshit lately.

The real takeaway is that, eventually, any hint of actually loving America will be seen as a point for TEA PARTY! Durr.

Goddammit. He made me google “Fromunda”

Agree, I thought I stumbled into the Jez kinja...