All of this is correct. May I, however, humbly suggest Nespresso as an even more devilish iteration of the Keurig principle? It’s basically the same shit, but wrapped in a faux air of sophistication; complete with dedicated boutiques heavy on fake dark wood paneling and equally fake smiles, coffee pods which have been…

Besides the obvious things many others have stated already, I have one more piece of advice: maybe try having a laugh at this list. Cause I think it’s intended to be funny. It’s of course true to some extent, as all funny things tend to be, but it’s also really funny. So if you recognize yourself in some of these (I…