What the fuck even is the point of playing a video game like this if you cannot build yourself into a God-tier beast, laying waste to all before you?

It’s always nice to be told I don’t understand the subject matter by someone who didn’t understand the article.

This treatment is the kinda shit that turns people from hopeful immigrants who respect America to terrorists and criminals who want to burn it all down.

Yes, it’s non-consensual no matter where they went, what they drank, or what they wore.  If they didn't want to be touched sexually, it's rape.  This is not difficult.

He got better

There’s always this dude:

Pssst, aside from a few charitable ones, athletes have no positive affect on society. Garbage men collect garbage, nurses take care of people, mcdonalds employees serve food, athletes get paid billions of dollars to play a game. And even if they rape or kill people, fight dogs, or beat their wives in public, the fans…

While the morbid voyeurism that propelled the video to viral status remains unsettling, Lauren attributes its spread to her safety.

Great stuff, unfortunately Lainez is the shit and will be running circles around miazga for the next ten years. 

The USMNT should not be talking shit to anyone.

likely it’s only ok to some because the short one happens to be Mexican

Full disclosure: I’m a short king. But do we really think this is witty or news-worthy? Like why is this cool but fat-shaming isn’t? 

Define “poverty.”

Heavily armed citizenry is the real mistake.

I’d be interested to know the percentage overlap of people who believe Kaepernick is “disrespecting the flag” but also believe there’s nothing wrong with flying/using the confederate flag. Also the percentage of those people named Cletus, Keith, or something-Bob.

I honestly don’t get it. I mean, is there some sort of street cred that goes along with dropping the ball as soon as possible?  Call me old school, but I’d rather get into the endzone and spike it.  (Also, in my later years I’ve decided that the NFL should adopt the rugby rule that the receiver has to place the ball…

Aren’t followers of Christ a bit sensitive when it comes to spearing?

While this was disturbing, it is refreshing to see a young evangelical lead with his head for a change.

Man, look how many jobs that “Vacant” guy has!  

I have questions about where I should park to catch the shuttle bus to the insurrection but none of our liberal overlords will email me back. I know typing is hard because of their little lizard fingers but jeez.