This article sucks. As a person who is not a professional victim looking to be outraged (keep in mind I am a very left-leaning centrist, not a conservative by any means), this article sucks. I wish I had more descriptive terms, I wish I could get more in-depth about my feelings, but I can't because it just sucks that…

Maybe I misread it, but was the author of this article implying that Run, Ronnie, Run was anything short of hilarious?