I hope he fucking dies.

I hope he fucking dies.

When he actually has policies, I’m sure they’ll be discussed.

Tell them you are scared that Obama/Hillary/Bernie/AOC will issue an emergency order to take away your guns, your cows and your freedom to be allowed to die painfully because you couldn’t afford healthcare. 

I slowly opened the door, and Socialism sauntered in, wearing that little dress I love so much. It hugged her curves and made her skin glow. She approached me slowly, and whispered in my ear, “I’m going to give you free health care, and I’m going to give it to you hard, right now.” Quickly, she grabbed my hand, led me…

Best thing so far this week! Must steal! and in return....

Also:

Protect her at all costs.

It’s true, I am kind of uptight about not condoning sex with children.

Also apropos today:

“To the death?”

According to the Herald, Yang is not an uncommon presence in Trump’s orbit.

Who would have thought Rondo was a petulant guy and poor teammate?  No one could have predicted this!

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

I for one know when I’m falsely accused of criminal activity, I actively try to hide documents and stall the release of the information that will prove my innocence.

I’m going to believe that this all started when Kyrie found out that Jaylen Brown posted a negative review of “Uncle Drew” on Rotten Tomatoes. 

The Lakers are not only merely dead,

Seeing Roger Ailes name in this article brought back a lot of happy memories of the day I heard he died.