Judge: "I sentence you to 18 months in jail, Mr. White Insider Trader. Next on the docket: petty black criminal."

You know it's Jody Hill comedy when a white guy from Carolina is telling a black woman from Philly, "I can't breath".

If only Zelda Rubinstein were still alive.

Ground into a high protein feed for livestock, I assume.

80's movies kids problems: when you gotta hide that extra Eggo, otherwise the government, and even worse, your parents, will know what you're hiding.

Just watched episode 1. My grade: A for Aeighties.

I'll have you know the fine folks at Disney only use replicants after the great Cyborg disaster of 2004.

United 93 is a fantastic movie that doesn't get nearly enough recognition in internet think pieces and listicles.

We have the Salem Witch Trials to thank for this classic SNL skit.

Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks: folks from a Hollywood where values are… different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story: a story about stars at war, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth.

John McAfee is a person of interest in his neighbor's murder in Belize.

Ranking, ranking, ranking, lists.

Bro Comedies are out of vogue.

I would be delighted with Judge Mike Judge. I would have to learn more of Judge Justice with Judge Reinhold's jurisprudence.

Do you want President Trump? Because that's how you get President Trump.

I mean, not all of it is slander.

Do you agree with Trump that George W. Bush knowingly lied about Saddam Hussein having an active WMD program?

Eh, so would anyone running for president.

For those interested in reality, check out this electoral map. Even giving Trump Florida's whopping 29 electoral votes, it's very difficult to reach 270.

"I rely upon Rasmussen to provide an accurate gauge of public sentiment." - President Mitt Romney