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Would that be a problem?

BOOM!

What's insane about that is the guy could easily segueway the massive goodwill he has with the American public to a political career. He's 28. He has years to educate himself, continue with his charitable acts, and build a reputation as a 21st century evangelical. Such a person would be a formidable candidate in huge

Tebow: "I'm a 28 year old who is thinking about a new career in politics. Better hitch my wagon to Trump's star!"

What happened to my shoes?

How dare you utter the s word in this house you ungrateful piece of shit!

VP is very likely Mike Pence.

I'm sorry sir, that was "wistful", not grizzled.

How is Japanese Game Show any more offensive than, oh say, Sabra Price is Right or Sprockets?

John Goodman as Gary:

Cowboy stuff!

Especially considering Bush was no longer president, it's tough to see the harm.

From the 1997 season. Today it's as cringeworthy as the infamous "Commie Hunting Season" skit from 1980.

I was reading the case files on the drive over. I know that wasn't smart, but… oh god! (Starts throwing up.)

I suspect you're mistaking the RNC for the DNC if it took place in Denver.

RNC Speakers announced! (No really, this is not a joke.)

We have periodicals on microfiche!

#nothyped

The Movie of Governors is the preferred nomenclature.

Oh my god, omigod, you guys!