matthewscanlon--disqus
Matt Scanlon
matthewscanlon--disqus

Hey, let's all promise that sixteen years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of critical reception we've blossomed into.

Give me one funny line from You Can Count on Me.

"I'm a depressed fuck up who has to keep running away from his childhood both literally and metaphorically."

"At the Apple Biscuit Cafe where the smiles are free, don't you know Sven Inqvist studied the menu. Finally, he ordered the same thing he has every day."

You Can Count On Me is a damn masterpiece, but not once in that movie is there a laugh. Maybe a wry smile, but no laugh.

I second the appreciation for Josie & The Pussycats.

If The Hangover didn't ruin its legacy with terrible sequels how high would it be on this list?

Chalmers: Well, Seymour, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I'm wondering, who's on first, eh?
Principal Skinner: Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first.
Chalmers: Well that's just great, Seymour. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow

5 Best Stoner Movies since 2000:

I'm going to have to go with Napoleon Dynamite, because that could've so easily been unwatchable in different hands.

I WORKED ON THIS LIST FOR YEARS, HARVEY DENT! ACT LIKE A GROWN UP!

Rest assured we will all be on the internet within minutes registering our disgust!

Punch Drunk Love is not a comedy, and I Heart Huckabees is not funny (I'm honestly not sure if it was supposed to be a comedy).

The sweater action was particularly impressive.

Best SNL cast member ever.

What, do we become assholes or something?

"You're telling me daddy's not my father, but some 6'3", 210 pounds of muscle Scotsman from 200 years ago? With blue eyes that pierce right into your heart? Do you honestly expect me to believe that?"

Yeah except the Robert Downey Jr. story is in no way pro-cocaine.

Considering Alex Jones has twice parodied himself in Richard Linklater movies, I have a tough time believing Jones is sincere.