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Matt Scanlon
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I like that movie.

"Your honor, my client shared her Netflix password with a friend to binge watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and she's to be sentenced to death? There has to be a mistake."

No Stairway? Denied!

Well that explains why Major Garrett got the hell out of there.

Good luck finding someone hotter than Natalie Dormer.

"It was fucking terrifying."

When I was hanging out in Wollongong I didn't see a single kangaroo. Not in Koonawarra; not in Dombarton; not even in Wongawilli! I'm now convinced they don't exist.

We've got to haul ass from Timmerytonga to Wallamagoo!

Outer Banks edition: The answer to both is Nights in Rodanthe.

Inaccurate - Disney's Pocahontas

"Are you being sarcastic, dude?"

Wow not only not only were 4 cops killed in Dallas, but it seems to be a coordinated, planned attack.

Well that was quite the struggle session.

"All diseases matter" most certainly would be of interest to someone with cancer, as chemotherapy usually weakens the immune system.

Nichols: What if I distract them with my famous fan dance?
Shatner: Oh, that's good, good, good, good. And then, George, you give them a karate chop!
Takei: I find that offensive. Just because I'm of Japanese ancestry you assume I know karate. Have I ever led you to believe I've studied karate?
Shatner: Well, no, but you

"No, no, no, no, no. You insulted him a little bit. You got a little bit out of order yourself."
"No I didn't insult him. I didn't insult him."
"I'm sorry. You insulted him a little bit."

We all know Nas murdered that girl, but what this miniseries presupposes is… maybe he didn't?

I'm hoping it's just a picture book of Ellie Kemper smiling. And one frowny face.

The Rock: "Oh no. We at Ballers never fight, or even actually engage in business negotiations. We just exchange power moves until the other party runs out of ideas and acquiesces. Now hold still while I adjust your tie."

Both James Gandolfini and De Niro were previously cast in Turturro's role.