Was it for their show at The Mirage?

“Can I get in on that?”

I’m looking for a t-shirt with a neck hole that doesn’t get stretched out of shape by my big head

Yeah, there’s no doubt that Zuckerberg has mishandled a number of controversies and whatnot, but all that did was hasten the inevitable.

More like Joe Flaccid, amirite!?

Let’s keep Justine out of this. If we’re not hanging on Team USA’s jocks, then we shouldn’t Ryder Cup.

There were 2 games this year (August 3 and 28) when deGrom drove in the only runs for the Mets. And he took the loss 2-1 in both.

I’m 42. I cried in my car during the press conference. 

One could argue the Marlins owe it to the Mets after Bartolo Colon grooved the pitch that Dee Gordon homered on after Jose Fernandez died.

Yeah, absolutely. Dude put up 50.4 WAR in an injury-shortened 13-year career. For comparison, Kirby Puckett is in the Hall with 51.1 after an injury-shortened 12-year career. Wright is a marginal HoF candidate by WAR despite only having 8 full, mostly healthy seasons.

but imagine being so despised by your players that they believe there were conspiratorial motivations behind your mistake

Dammit, now I feel stupid (and contagious).

Jared Lorenzen

“And don’t get me started about how many of them ended up battered.”

Can’t get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name.

Glad I could be of service.

If he was any good at stopping things before they bust we wouldn’t be here, would we?

The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

Another racist father son team objecting to someone who had a slice.

I think the months following 9/11 gave sports a reason to promote patriotism, and was something that helped bring a nation back to normalcy/together. The issue is it’s 16 years later and they’re still trying to milk that in a country that’s grossly divided.