I am in a 32 team league and my QBs are Case Keenum and Jared Goff. Who should I start?

At first I thought my team, the Browns, was also participating, but it turns out their knees just start to buckle as game time approaches.

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

“I am in no place to give my opinion” is not the same as “You’re not allowed to give your opinion.”

So the only response to a stupid opinion about what others should do is an equally stupid opinion about what others should do? I don't think so.

+1 yard

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

God I wish the now-standard “[ ]-splaining” rebuttal to someone anytime they try to expand upon the point they are trying to make would go away.

(She’s blushing because she knows she’s saying egregiously racist shit, and her residual conscience is fighting a rear guard action against her desire to get a slot on Fox News)

Finebaum would still have cried fowl

PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.

Thank God you qualified that you are not a fan of the guy who battled cancer before you stated that you are glad the disease has not taken his life. You are the real hero!

But the school only had 45 people in it. Conspiracy!

I thought Beltre wasn't amused by head games

Look at that face. More like drugged-out! Haha!

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Show me Aristotle getting a full Brazilian, and I’ll show you someone who’s waxing philosophically.

The Knicks are a super-team. All the guys have taken second jobs in property management.

I cannot fathom why you spent so much time writing his.

What are you talking about? This tweet is terrifying.